We’re sorry your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try your call again π

It took me this long to disconnect your phone. πI think I’ve got all your accounts squared away so I won’t need it to verify anything.
I also canceled your unlimited car wash today, and your geek squad membership at BestBuy. (Didn’t know about that one but auto renewal popped up on our Amex). I’ve been carrying a copy of your death certificate in my purse. π the strangest place I had to use it was at Costco to change my name into the primary card holder.
I’m dealing with your death daily. Shutting off your phone hurts more than most things I’ve done.
I’ll still text you. You’re not getting rid of me! π I’m that girl that won’t take the hint when you haven’t responded…for 9 months. π₯°